hallowed be thy brand.
Thy phone bill come,
thy will be broke,
with Optus as it is with Telstra.
Give us this day our daily Snapchat.
And forgive us our daily Facebook Rants,
As we forgive those who rant about us.
Lead us not into Sexting,
but deliver us from Ebay..
For thine is the Coverage,
The Data,
And the Battery,
For Ever and Ever and Ever.
Amen
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